Turkish Conkers

When involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the vagina and ass holes maybe find their testicle banging together, this is know as Turkish Conkers

Me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the ass and him in the pussy, we had a great game of Turkish Conkers!!

by the xor March 30, 2009

Conkers Deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, up to nuts in guts

I was Conkers Deep in Cara Deane last night!

by Geeseth February 25, 2010

conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.

'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'

by The Conkinator December 17, 2006

conkdug!

An individual able too survive a friday too sunday severly drunk but still able to booze another day

Are u the conkdug!

by qwertyuiuy September 23, 2011

Conko

Experiencing extreme fatigue to the point of passing out.

She was so tired from work all day, when she got home she went conko.

by conko321 December 28, 2011

conker warrior

homosexual practice of banging testicles off each other

what a pair of conker warriors

by GhorHoor June 14, 2017

conker's bad fur day

the best n64 game known to man

conker's bad fur day is good

by wsxdeck April 1, 2021