congratutext

When you do the absolute minimum to congratulate someone on a job well done —no gift, no card, no phone call, no personal interaction — just a text.

Me: Karen just graduated from med school, we should send something.
Spouse: Nah. We don't really talk to her that much. A congratutext should be fine.

by CO_jcd August 25, 2017

Congratufuckilations

A polite way of saying I really don't care. Also sarcasm to congratulate but not.

So what your man makes more money than mine, congratufuckilations !

by Thottie2Hottie October 8, 2017

congratulatoryations

A congratulations so extreme that you have to congratulate with the most extreme congratulations; a word for only those who think they are the most grammatically elitist man in the United States

Really! Wow! Congratulatoryations!

by Crab Cake 3 November 23, 2017

Conegry

Someone who needs a cone. Hunger for weed

I'm fuckin conegry man can I have bud man

by Maddbutch April 8, 2019

congratgmotherfuckinglations

congratulations with motherfuckin in the middle of it, extreme congratulating

congratgmotherfuckinglations you dumbass

by congratgmotherfuckinglations November 15, 2019

Congratullatio

(1): Congratulatory fellatio.

(2): Performing oral sex on a human male as a form of congratulations.

"Zoe was so excited that I got promoted, she gave me congratullatio."

by argylites October 14, 2020

Congratulations!

The award you got for searching this.

"Congratulations!"

by SpeedoThreeSixty March 1, 2021