codfucked

when being fucked over or, screwed over. usually by someone with the last name codner

I was doing really well in life when will codner snuck up behind me and codfucked me

by ponderouspoon December 23, 2013

Confucion

To confuse someone with the aid of fucking.

Shelly was left in a state of confucion after bob had pulled his cock out of her ear

by SathiroN January 24, 2006

confuckled

where you are fukcing confused that a person needs to explain better

i'm soooo confuckled

by amy July 26, 2003

Confuckeled

Con fucking fused. Being in the state of not in your mind.

I'm so confuckeled right now!

by Jesse O'Hagan May 7, 2008

confuckled

confused and fucked(screwed,doomed) at the same time

I was so confuckled on the final exam all becuase i didnt study and i screwed around in class.

by undyingobsession July 26, 2005

Confucius

A hand-job, or manual release, from a Chinese massage therapist of at least 50 years of age.

I asked for a happy ending, but had to settle for a confucius.

by Truffle_Shuffle January 8, 2012

confuckled

totally confused person

he is a confuckled moron

by nina gomez September 17, 2008