Comocracy

A political ideology where there are more than one communist parties in a single state, and the people elect which dictator they want for a period of time. Origin: a portmanteau of communism and democracy.

A: I really like the Worker's Party Number 47.
B: Yeah, but I'm not going to elect them because the rate of pay they're offering is only $9.76 an hour. Worker's Party Number 12 are offering $11.22 an hour and only minimal cover-ups and media censorship.
A: Ah, this is comocracy in action!

by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006

Comoning

The action of coming when someone says 'Come on!'

Seth: "Come on Joey, you'll make us late!"
Joey: "I'm comoning, geez."

by ThoughtsOfRandomness February 20, 2009

situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.

Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.

by realconditions December 27, 2022

Comonom

THE SEXIEST MAN TO EVER EXIST. AN ABSOLUTE COOLER. GREAT AT APEX. AN ALL ROUNDER. GREAT AT BEING EPIC

Person1: do you know comonom
Person2: OMG HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE STAY AWAY FROM HIM
person3:WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A CAT FIGHT UP IN HERE BITCH

by Conor devaney January 23, 2021

Comor247

Registered Minecraft addict and certified Little Caesars enjoyer 😎. This person exists for the sole purpose of replying to everything with "ok". Tall, funny, handsome, confident, rich, and cool.

Bro, Comor247 loves mug root beer. I should get him that for christmas

by Comor247 December 9, 2022

comodo

a word used to get out of awkward situations.

Wen a teacher shouts at you reply with comodo

by Jessia February 5, 2005

Comose

A female with hair on her upper lip or forearms. Comes from the word meaning hairy seed. Used in south london.

"My Granny's a comose. Look at her beard."

by Peter Crowe April 13, 2005