Kory comment

A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way

"wow, this dog is hairy!" "there is a pizza on that record player!" "If only I were a generation older (I could marry Laura's mom)" "hey I'm only underage for another 10 months!"

I LOVE YOU KORY!!!

by Walrus and the gang November 24, 2003

doorknob comment

As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.

You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022

youtube commenter

Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.

Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?

by thepragmatist July 24, 2015

YouTube comments

The deepest, darkest layer of hell imaginable. Full of the following spawns of Satan:
1: Spam bots
2: People with 8 subscribers who plug their own channels and try to get idiots to subscribe to them
3: Horrendous grammar
4: Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad "trends" and "jokes", typically typed as one of the following:
a) L
Li
Lik
Like
Like t
Like th
Like thi
Like this
Like thi
Like th
Like t
Like
Lik
Li
L
b) in bold, and like T H I S .

The Youtube comments section is where my soul, faith in humanity and happiness went to die.

by _Andromeda October 29, 2018

comment whore

A person on Myspace, Friendster, Downelink, Melo, Livejournal, ect. Who IM's you every .5 seconds reminding you to comment on their new blog. Usualy resorts it people blocking you on AIM

Becky: I GOT NEW PICTURES! COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW BLOG COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW BRAIN! COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW FRIEND! COMMENT!
Becky: LOOK AT MY 15 YEAR OLD ASS ON MYSPACE AND COMMENT!
Becky: OMG LIKE MY NEW BLOG IS TOTALY HOT!
Becky: I POSTED A PICTURE COMMENT!
(Entire text above was sent in less than 5 seconds)
Chris: SHUT UP! *BLOCK*

by ChrisR December 17, 2004

like, comment and subscribe

What YouTube fags say at the end of every video to make sure people remember to. Normally used by famous YouTubers and wannabes.

Youtuber :"Remember to like, comment and subscribe!"
Comments:"Lol what a fag"

by Itsu0 October 13, 2015

commenhater

n.
1. A broadcaster or writer who attacks and criticizes instead of reports and analyzes people or events that's in the news.
2. One who writes or delivers a commentary or commentaries by attacking and criticizing.

There's a commenhater in alot of these commentators, especially on the sports channels.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 12, 2009