tryptophan coma

A fallacy that is perpetuated by people as an excuse for their lazy behavior following their diet-crushing Thanksgiving meal. Turkey has no more tryptophan than ground beef and, according to several sources, "tryptophan doesn't act on the brain unless it is taken on an empty stomach with no protein present, and the amount gobbled even during a holiday feast is generally too small to have an appreciable effect".

Instead, people should attribute their bullshit tryptophan coma to the large amount of carbohydrates and alcohol they consume that day... usually after a long drive to a relative's house that is hotter than normal because of the cooking.

by Trendon November 27, 2005

comando

someone who does not wear underwear

Many people today are deciding to go comando

by oh regis August 14, 2007

Refrigerator Coma

When there is nothing good to eat in the fridge and you find yourself staring inside the fridge hoping something, anything will look good enough to eat.

This includes flipping back and forth between the refrigerator and the freezer

Husband: Honey I'm home
Wife: .......
Husband: oh no not again *runs to kitchen*
Wife: *head inside fridge* Nothing....to...eat!
Husband: its ok your just in a refrigerator coma, good thing i brought home pizza

by thecoolestpersoniknow July 7, 2010

pie coma

When you're in a coma from eating too much pie after Thanksgiving

"Hey man, you want to get some regular food right now? "
"Nah, I'm in a pie coma."

by elizabeans November 28, 2014

Meme coma

When you are just about to go to bed at a respectable hour, or are quickly going to the toilet, but have to quickly check that one Facebook notification. You awake from a trance an hour or so later to realise that time has slipped through your fingers like a fine Persian sand because you getting sidetracked and browsing memes.

Damn man, I was going to go for a run this morning, but I fell into a meme coma and had to do sit-ups in my room and cry.

by A refined gentleman May 20, 2015

Lunch Coma

A feeling of laziness following a large lunch where your failure to eat moderately results in a complete failure of will power.

OMG, Lunch Coma. Coffee?

by scolen2 March 5, 2008

Power Point Coma

Brain has gone into deep sleep or faraway places during a lengthy PP presentation.

Dude, did you like my speech on dinosaurs?" "Sorry, man, after 58 slides I fell into a Power Point Coma.

by BountifulGirl November 17, 2010