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colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.
Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!
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Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!
by KillCam November 1, 2008
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colon checker

Cover your assholes, here comes a colon checker.
by tru April 21, 2003
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Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.
"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."
by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009
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Golden-Colonic

The act of urinating into your partner during anal sex.
The "Golden-Colonic" is the new uber cleanse craze
by bunnypig February 18, 2010
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Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.
"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."
by SmallKolby November 9, 2012
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