An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
by joeisalwayswrong December 11, 2010
Get the District Commander/ colonel-DaveMetzgermug. A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
by Lindzko December 13, 2004
Get the Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brainsmug. A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
by speastermiester May 15, 2009
Get the colonel sanders looking fat ass bitchmug. In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.
by QuacksO June 4, 2021
Get the colonel of truthmug. When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.
Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.
Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.
by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023
Get the Call of the colonelmug. by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014
Get the colonel shitcockmug. by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017
Get the Colonelingmug.