pothead cocktail

A cup of coffee and a bowl/joint. May also be combined with a newspaper. Any morning of the week is a good time for a pot head cocktail, but there’s something about enjon a Sunday morning, especially during football season.

Dude: “Did you have breakfast this morning?”
Bro: “Bruh no way, I had a pothead cocktail this morning while reading the paper.”

by SixxMoJo March 15, 2023

Emotov cocktail

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.

Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?

by Burke Hamblin April 11, 2008

housewife cocktail

Xanax and Red Wine

Got a bottle of josh cab and a couple beans. Me and the boys gonna rip some housewife cocktails tonight

by Goldman, ron November 24, 2020

Bohemian Cocktail

When the S/O shits, pisses, cums, spits, crys, and sweats into your mouth during sex.

Jared: Yo man! Last night was crazy. My girlfriend gave me a Bohemian Cocktail!

Todd: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by GarfieldsDad July 28, 2023

Tainted Cocktail

When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint

After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili

by Mandoobie October 19, 2020

Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015