cocker spaniel

noun: Someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.

Oh, don't date Paul! He's such a cocker spaniel.

by Susan Lucas March 20, 2008

Cocked over

The act of getting cocked over means to get owned in a video game or in real life. If somthing bad happens to you you would get cocked over

Wow i got cocked over by that camper

by TICKLE MY FUNNY January 25, 2011

whoppy cocked

completly and udderly fucked up

Dustin completley whoppy cocked that poor pickup

by dustin west September 26, 2006

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009

sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008

Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

small cocked roach

loaded, sexually confused man with prepubescent genitalia. known to enjoy tranny porn, high heels, and popcorn. known to masturbate frequently on stranger's couches. favorite line is "but i'm straight" usually following a really bad gay i mean jay story.

I woke up to a small cocked Roach walking through my house last night!

by trannypornlover December 29, 2010