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Chops

Ability to play on any instrument (guitar, drums, brass, etc.). Used for guitar and drums because of the chopping motion made by the hand, and used for wind instruments because chops is also slang for one's mouth.
On drums: He played the ditty so fast. . . he has amazing chops.

On guitar: Did you hear that solo? He's got wicked chops!

On brass: You have to have some chops to hit a double G.
by AO November 16, 2004
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Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!
Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!
by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009
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chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
by shimee September 23, 2013
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Chopsticked

When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.
SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!
by MOIRA SLUT May 30, 2018
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Chopstick Gang

A Chinese Gang that goes around the streets and pick pockets people with Chopsticks. In 2020 These people will go into war against the Egg-roll Man and the Orange-Chicken Man.
The Chopstick Gang has stolen a weed from Snoop Dogg
by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 2, 2018
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Clapster

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).
by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018
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Plonkey Chops

Is a term of indearment refering to a person that often talks a lot of nonsense. Can also be used as an insult,however it is usually ineffective
Jake: Did you know that penguins are the only known birds to prostitue themselves?
John: Shut up, you plonkey chops
by Grizzly Griffin March 1, 2009
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