The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.
Lord Goader opened up his brown eye and released a burly length onto little eugene, ploughed it into his balls and then planted some seeds in the choad valley ready for the cleveland harvest.
by Dave Swooner March 11, 2008
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
by admin@jordantate.com October 06, 2004
The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.
by blakbelt88 January 15, 2010
While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.
Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
by Skadandy88 December 12, 2010
by Blake, Brett, and Jason September 23, 2003
Night before drink a case a beer and about 5 chili dogs. Have morning sex.When you come push as hard as you can and spackle everything with in 4 feet of you. Enjoy the destruction!!!
That is a Cleveland Hurricane.......the definition explains it all.
by Matthew13 May 11, 2006
Describes the act of having your girlfriend sit on your face, while you eat her box. When she comes, she shits on your chest.
by Doodsterola January 12, 2012