Certified Retard

Where you're a real and official retard, so if someone is being more than just a retard they are a
Certified Retard.

Random Guy: Saying Niqka is Racist
Another Random Guy: Your a Certified Retard

by datboi334 May 10, 2021

certified circus clown

ccc: certified circus clown
definition: Javier leong

wow javier, u are a certified circus clown!!

by dapenisisbig August 23, 2021

certi

British slang. Short for certified, means “cool” or “sick”.

Similar meaning to other British slang terms ‘sweet as’ or ‘sound’

Mark: “i’m gonna bun in my gaff when the missus is out if you’re up for it”
Philip: “yes mate that’s certi”

by ahj03 September 16, 2021

Certified Deviant

The guy in my Spanish class that looks like hes plotting 24/7

The guy in my spanish class is a certified deviant.

by MushyGrape May 9, 2023

vine certified

The certification on vine that means a viner is an unfunny, sneakerhead, sellout

dumb person: Hahaha did you see King Bach's new vine?
sain person: No he is vine certified so, he is not funny

by Noah Bush January 27, 2015

seat cleat

A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.

Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.

by P00PSTA1NE April 11, 2016

National certified dumbass day

On october 21'st it is National certified dumbass day .

Hey today is october 21'st national certified dumbass day today was made for you .

by Nibaaaaaa October 18, 2019