clay aiken 

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine

"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."

clay aiken by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008

Clay Legs 

Clay Legs come about when a woman with very tan legs uses excessive amounts of lotion; which creates a shiny Clay look to her legs. This look is considered to be a fetish for some people.

I hate watching the news, but I watch CNN in the morning just to see Robin Meade's Clay Legs!

Clay Legs by the2ndflood August 27, 2008

clay vag 

while having sexual intercourse, a man's penis becomes stuck in his partner's vagina, as if it was made of clay

Dang Candace! I didn't realize you had a clay vag. How do I get this thing out?!

clay vag by candace&nick<3 June 6, 2009

clay fillingered 

one of the scariest things to step on the lacrosse feild. playing near the goal one second, then standing over your jank ass body laughing casue you just got smashed another.
hes only 5'8 - 180 lbs and can hit with the best of them. midfeilder #16 for spingboro high school . if you can see him and he can see you , you are ok. but if you cant see him and he can see you , you are only seconds away from looking up at the athletic trainers flashlight.

i was running down the feild until i was clay fillingered. my night was over

clay fillingered by you have just bin rick rolled June 30, 2009

clay bake

a small plump teenager who eats too much but can not stop
also likes to take the piss of others...

damn lewis ur such a clay bake!

clay bake by Richard Cooke October 3, 2006

Clay Galik 

Gay

The homosexual went by the name of Clay Galik.

Clay Galik by Just know clay is gay December 7, 2010

clay spooning 

When a person (usually a male) comes up behind another person (usually a female) while he/she is creating a clay pot on a pottery wheel and proceeds to sit behind the person making the pottery and place their hands on the person's creating the pottery, guiding them while indirectly spooning while sitting.

Channing Tatum clay spoons in every movie (clay spooning)

clay spooning by Jujclar January 9, 2014