Skip to main content

sump'n claus

An elf who used to work for Santa but then ran his own bank robberies making him rich and giving away cash to the naughty people that were crossed off on Santa's list.
"Everybody gettin' Sump'n! Sum'p Claus!"

"Here comes Sump'n Claus!!!!"
by <mr.robot> March 17, 2016
mugGet the sump'n claus mug.

cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007
mugGet the cluster fuckery mug.

Santa Clausing

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016
mugGet the Santa Clausing mug.

cluster fucked

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once
Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(
by wangster November 6, 2003
mugGet the cluster fucked mug.

claustrophobic chill

The meaning of Claustrophobic chill is when you are hanging out with a large group of people in a small area.
I met up with my buddy and we claustrophobic chilled.

Tell your friend to come to our claustrophobic chill party
by The cloudy gals November 11, 2020
mugGet the claustrophobic chill mug.

Clausty

Clausty means to be in a state of claustrophobia.
It was so clausty in there
by Shiuhgb January 14, 2022
mugGet the Clausty mug.

clousting

Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting
To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events
by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006
mugGet the clousting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email