Emma Clarke

Usually a girl that suffers from extreme disabilities, ugly genes and annoying characteristics. If you meet anyone with this name avoid them at ALL costs.

“I met a girl called Emma Clarke, minutes later I blocked her on every social media and lived happily ever after”

by hahaloveyousis August 11, 2018

carked

when you're so tired you feel dead.

i was so carked after the marathon.

by freezerbag February 14, 2009

carked

when you drink loads of alcohol and feel really drunk

Me and Divu got carked up yesterday on 2 buds, get me jigga

by montu October 5, 2006

Clared

A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.

"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"

speaker two-"who's lorem?"

speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"

by breimear April 14, 2010

clarkey

complete penis eating loser who likes the cock. is generally asociated with bitesize and being a total loser.

"hey clarkey you gimp" Greg carton
"oh i am such a gimp aren't i!" clarkey.

by jay lane December 16, 2008

Jimmy clarke

It means some who is a cunt or a pedo

Look at that jimmy clarke boys

by D-dot_mason7 December 14, 2017

Ben J. Clarke

A fucking hypocrite who will try and make your life hell at any given moment, will not give a second thought to boasting about his non existent talent. Usually is spotted lurking around Minecraft java edition's down syndromic little brother, bedrock.

Oh my god he's such a Ben J. Clarke

by BeanOrNoBean July 8, 2020