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Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.
I play the clarinet
by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018
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learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.
"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.
by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012
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Clarinet Mafia

Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.
Their friend group is in fact a Clarinet Mafia.
by yesohyesohno November 9, 2020
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Clarted

When something is fucked up in some way.
"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"
by Dahatter November 25, 2020
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Clarity vision

When one ejaculates, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women and other life decisions.
Jimmy used to always spend all his money on women, that was until he used clarity vision before talking to any of them, now he's a millionaire.
by evolman November 26, 2014
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clariette

a beautiful, intelligent, hard-working, Chinese/Vietnamese girl who has a big heart. Her smile will make you UWU really freaking hard. she has some rbf, ngl but it really do be like that sometimes. she can like Get It. she can Get It All. she's super soft and her brown eyes will make you uwuwuwu. she's super playful, her favorite game is the pretending game. :) what a kween <3
Clariette scared me at first , but she's so sweet.

Yeah Clariette is so cute, she makes me UWU.
by ieat@$$ March 3, 2019
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ann clarice

A very pretty, talented, intelligent and charming girl who loves playing musical instruments. She loves making other people laugh and has a good sense of humor.
OMG! She's Ann Clarice. She's perfect.
by lolallday March 8, 2015
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