by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
Get the Head off, like a bad circumcisionmug. A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
Get the the old right-handed circumcision ploymug. by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
Get the circumcised soldiermug. When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
Get the Blue Collar Circumcisionmug. The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "
Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
by S. Millows June 2, 2020
Get the Double circumcisionmug. by Brodyrick January 18, 2021
Get the Eskimo Circumcisionmug. by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025
Get the Circumcised Sexmug.