Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 12, 2025

Circumcizing The Mosquito

Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.

Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.

by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016

circumvision

Being able to tell if someone is circumcised or not without looking directly at their penis.

Marc Korti is definitely circumcised. I can tell with my circumvision.

by Marc Korti May 26, 2014

Circumfusion

when a baby is getting his penis circumsized there is confusion on how big the babys penis is and the doctor accidently cuts off the whole wiener, inadverdetly killing the baby

at avi's brisk the other day there was a circumfusion, the funeral is set for friday

by The GAEJ Sessions July 13, 2010

circuscision

A industry term clowns and other circus beings use when they get fired from working at a circus.

This originated when Mark Brady got fired from a circus and first used the word in a interview with hummy times magazines for a page in their paper about working as a clown in 2020.

Dude Steven I literally just got circuscised, what am I gonna do? Circuscision is tuff man.

by Rafe Chapman September 11, 2020

Circlecision

The act of removing a person from a Google Plus circle. Similar to defriend-ing a person from your Facebook profile.

I'm sick of Bob's stupid posts showing up in my stream. It's time for a circlecision.

by Seaydog July 24, 2011