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Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!
by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023
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Churning The Butter

Guy 1: I love churning the butter
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: sucking uncut cock.
Guy 2: :/
by pleeaire-rUthere? October 27, 2019
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Churning butter

When your partner lets you engage in anal intercourse, and cum inside them, and then let’s you do it a second time within the hour.
Polly likes it up the butt so much, she had me churning butter last night!
by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021
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urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.
by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020
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churn chocolate butter

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 January 12, 2016
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Churn your cheese

Dude, can I churn your cheese?
by thischick12 January 26, 2011
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Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue
"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"
by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012
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