Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!
by Roflolrus May 12, 2009
male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."
male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
by yungdaisy December 29, 2011
Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.
by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016
It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.
by rexcars27 April 22, 2009
When a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. Symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. Sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.
Hey Joe, want to go to the mall?" *no response or movement "Joe! come on man lets go!" *stares and laughs at phone "You just aren't the same when you are chronic texting"
by lukepatty317 November 23, 2010
by Pigfucker9001 May 21, 2018
steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..
luke: oh really ..
by heyboo January 15, 2009