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christmas

1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.

2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.
"Christmas fucking sucks."
by Kay January 18, 2004
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christmas

one day a year thats supposed to celebrate some guys birthday but no one gives a shit about him and everyone just cares about presents. most of christmas has just been hyped up by companies tryinv to make a profit, but who doesnt love it?!
i bloody love christmas!
ho ho fucking ho!
by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020
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christmas

the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments
aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family
by lXtheDarkestBladeXl December 20, 2014
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christmas

literally like the best holiday ever like seriously november? thank you next. but for real christmas best vibe best decorations food and presents and snow and best movies like fr
christmas is the best holiday
by just vibing November 10, 2020
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christmas

a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate
what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.
by ellatip November 4, 2019
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christmas

a time when many family members, including your great-great-aunt that you haven't seen for 12 months, all gather together to get stuff and eat food. whether you celebrate it for the religion or not, it's still nice to get presents. we're humans, we're greedy.
i hope i don't have to see my great-great-great-great-great-aunt-mary for christmas. she always makes raisin cookies that taste like raccoon fur.
by thedefinitionofme May 6, 2020
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christmas

Christmas has many origins pagan and christian but the christmas tree originally came around in the 14th century i believe it would be hung upside down and represented the christian triad, meaning the father son and holy ghost. Evergreen trees were chosen because of their conic shape which if viewed only two dimensional looks like a triangle and represents the triad.
yay christmas a temporary end to an economic repression
by medium pimpin matt December 29, 2003
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