choosin

its when someone is on someone super tough, checkin em out, wanting to holla at em but won't.. but makes it obvious so that person will come talk to them instead.. basically jockin' someone, crushin on em..

Terrell was chillin at the club lookin good and hella bitches were starin at him, choosin... wanting to talk to him, but all acted scared.

by Angela January 4, 2005

CHAOS

Firefighting term for "Chief Has Arrived On Scene." Indicates that things are getting worse.

This fire was a typical SNAFU that became FUBAR due to CHAOS

by FFDude October 13, 2010

Chaos Theory

The belief that everything that happens in the world around us is a random series of events, and that it is possible for the extremely unlikely to occur.

- Chaos theory states that everything is random and theres the extremely improbable chance that one could walk through a wall

by KRS - ONE February 6, 2007

Choosy Susie

A hoe who keeps switching her pimp

Pimp Mack: Alfonz, damnit, Fonda is leavin again!

Pimp Fonzo: Yeah she is one Choosy Susie!

by larzen November 1, 2007

choose up

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.

James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!

by ashrah April 3, 2008

Choosing Beggar

A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.

Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )

by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020

Chaos Gang

A biased group with no intention of stopping "degenerates" on discord rather than trying to raid other nuke groups like them for "power" they aren't strong or the best nuke group ever rather most of their members are teens/10 year olds who most likely wont end up getting a proper life and would be drowning away on the street.

Did you know chaos gang is a shitty ass cracker excuse for not buying hearts of iron 4?

by UniRev January 24, 2021