Factory Child

Male children, and teenagers who live in the suburbs of the greater tri-state area. A factory child is characterized by short hair, terrible style, an occasional piercing, and an atrocious italian or irish name. The name factory child comes from the fact that these kids all look the same, as if they were made on some type of factory assembly line.

DO NOT confuse factory children with Guido's, though there are some similarities Factory Children look way more bland, and have very little to say about current events, music, culture, politics, or anything that actually matters.

Factory children can be seen spending long hours trying to take that perfect selfy, hanging out with other factory children, and pretending like they know something about sports or girls.

Factory Children can also be refereed to as suburban peasantry.

"Hey which one of those kids is your friend?"
"I dont know I cant tell the difference between them."
"Haha classic Factory Children."

by Kee Marcello August 18, 2011

Child porn

Why tf u here nigga u a sicko in here bruh why u bout to watch child porn bruh

Fbi agent 1: nahh aint no way bruhh
Fbi agent 2: what?
Fbi agent 1: we got one of them sickos watching child porn bruhh
Fbi agent 2: oh hell nah bruh im out of here i aint goin to be seeing one of these niggas bruh

by ALL IS DOOMED BY THE FOG February 19, 2023

Smarter Child

A funny Aimbot to amuse you

me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.

by klsdjf;lk June 30, 2008

childbirth

The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?

by Liz July 29, 2004

chilaxing

To chill and to relax at the EXACT same time. Nifty, I know.

Tim, Steve, I chilaxed with our monkeys while we watched a chick flick.

by Ashley March 28, 2005

Cream Pie Child

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.

by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005

Child-molester molester

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::

by grokyaballz July 13, 2009