Chester the Molester

A perv or pedophile.

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!

by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014

Chester Drawers

This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.

Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.

by tomjordan September 4, 2011

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Flamin' Chester

Finger banging someone with flamin hot cheetos dust on your finger tips.

Tommy got dumped, he forgot to wash his hands and accidentally gave his girl a Flamin' Chester.

by FilthyFozzie October 4, 2022

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022

Ciao Chester

A phrase used to wish your asinine coworker that you do not care for a sarcastic goodbye.

Coworker: "blah, blah, blah I'm being ignorant, please pay attention to me"
You: "yeah alright, Ciao Chester"

by Aday123 April 10, 2015

Chester Copperpot

After pooing you close the lid of the toilet before checking that the flush has taken the poo away. Hours later the next person to use the toilet finds the remains of your poo in the toilet cave

Man I just used your toilet and I found Chester Copperpot

by LL T 82 December 15, 2021