Chester the Molester

A perv or pedophile.

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!

by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014

Chester Drawers

This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.

Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.

by tomjordan September 4, 2011

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Chester Copperpot

After pooing you close the lid of the toilet before checking that the flush has taken the poo away. Hours later the next person to use the toilet finds the remains of your poo in the toilet cave

Man I just used your toilet and I found Chester Copperpot

by LL T 82 December 15, 2021

chester lestered

To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s

Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered

by Chesterlester November 9, 2019

Chester Gang

An alternative to Taylor Gang, Chester Gang is a lifestyle created by some hipsters in Kent, WA. A lifestyle characterized by making money, listening to dubstep, and getting fucked up. They often partake in caraoke and really know how to cook!

Taylor Gangster: Where's your Chuck Taylors?

Chester Gangster: I got vans on bro.

Taylor Gangster: Ohh....

by _masterpiece_ December 12, 2011

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022