Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

NO CHANCE

Often used by famous CIS Soccer Prodigy Kerman Pannu to deflate the opportunity to do something that is not appealing

Me: Hey Kerman wanna go watch a movie?
Kerman: NO CHANCE

by mrdeol September 15, 2017

Pull a Dick Cheney

To pull a Dick Cheney is to shoot someone in the face, often times claiming it was an accident or saying you thought they were a quail.

Stop-it or I'll pull a Dick Cheney on you!

by upsdnz February 26, 2008

Dick Cheney

verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.

man #1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass!

man #2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry!

by cheneyshotaguy April 9, 2006

Chance

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He's everything a girl could wish for. He has a ton of energy and is crazy around his friends. But he has a sincere, loving side as well. His sexy looks and fine body also attract the ladies. He has a great sense of humor and always makes other people laugh. A Chance is a sweet, honest person that you should hold dearly forever.

That girl sure is lucky to be dating Chance!

by lover214 August 7, 2011

Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 4, 2004

dick cheney

A fucking chickenhawk, who dodged Vietnam thanks to his senator daddy, who along with President Moron (another chickenhawk) thought he knew enough about war to send many, many of our troops to their untimely, unjustified deaths.

1) Ever heard CCR's "Fortunate Son"? Well, I'm almost certain the band was referring to Bush and Cheney, both of whom dodged the Vietnam War thanks to their rich, politician daddies.

2) What ever happened to Dick Cheney, man? He's been like MIA this last few months. Guess the republicans figured he was a very bad influence, and perhaps more hated by AMericans than Bush, and could be a liability for McCain's campaign that they asked him to hide.

by Chad VanderGriff April 23, 2008