Chelm

A cheesy helm...

For reference 'Helm: The end of a penis'

AKA: Nob cheese

"I would such his dick but he's got a chelm" =/

by Myk61088 December 2, 2009

chemo'd

To look like a cancer patient on chemo.

1: wow that girl looks horrible w/o make up
2: yeah that bitch is chemo'd!

by Ava Christina July 7, 2010

Chemo Look

Going for a bald look. Comes from the word Chemotherapy which is a treatment one undergoes when diagnosed with Cancer.

Chemotherapy makes one's hair fall out.

Daniel Benoliel is going for a chemo look and I had to make this definition for him because he's stupid as fuck.

by Sharkoffs July 27, 2010

chemo vag

when women try to shave their vaginal areas, and miss spots, making the area look patchy as if it went through chemotherapy.

HAHA, i just did peri care on my patient, and she has a chemo vag!!!!

Sometimes i try to shave, and miss spots giving the chemo vag look, but my husband still loves it :)

by Opposite Socks August 16, 2011

chelonia

A annoying word your friend won’t stop saying!! It means hi.

James said hi and jimmy said Chelonia

by An annoyed friend November 27, 2017

Chelmsford

Chelmsford is a place in Essex where all the legends hang. Everyone thinks the schools there are good but in actual fact they’re proper shit and crumbling to pieces. Used to be quite dead growing up there now they’ve got 2 cinemas an ice rink and 10000000 shops for the Chelmsford gangs to rob (these gangs tend to be bored 16-year-old boys trying to act cool in front of their inappropriately-dressed girlfriends). This is also where most of the roadmen are born and raised and if you try to speak to anyone under the age of 25 chances are you won’t understand a word they’re saying because urban dictionary is basically a Chelmsford kids bible. All jokes aside Chelmsford is a sick place to live because even though you can come across the occasional wanker it’s better than Basildon where you often meet murderers and kidnappers when leaving your home.

What people think: Chelmsford people are chavs and Chelmsford is an irrelevant place
The truth: All what people think but we also got good chippies

by Anonymousessexlad April 22, 2019

chemopaw

Man with great pride and good plays. Supreme leader. Big fan of smashing with shiro also known as shihoe or shito. Probably plays joker or Steve.

Chemopaw about to ban yo ass

by BigFrank69 February 15, 2021