Apple Cheesecake

When you fuck a girl with a yeast infection while she is on her period.

Dude, I heard John Got an apple cheesecake from Isabella!

by muddxe April 22, 2022

Cheesecake Savant

A person whose area of expertise is in the business of eating cheesecake. This is a person who can either:

1) Finish a full cheesecake on their own
or
2) Eat a large piece of cheesecake in a short amount of time

Wow, Bobby finished that whole cherry cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory by himself. He must be a cheesecake savant!

by rmills2 March 28, 2011

cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

by KING FRIDGE November 08, 2007

fucking a cheesecake

Just literally putting your dick in a cheesecake

Jim: Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: Fucking a cheesecake

by Pokermanz6 December 23, 2018

Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.

After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 24, 2010

Cherry Cheesecake

A cheesecake topped with cherry pie filling. Quite good.

The best cherry cheesecake can be found in New York City. Why do you think they call it New York cheesecake?

by ke6isf November 22, 2003

orangutan cheesecake

When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.

"Man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert!"

by Corey R. April 24, 2008