Cheffed

When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.

Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!

James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

Cheefer

Those kids in the back of your math class that are from the hood and always high af.

Those cheefers be high af

by Cheefer2560 January 25, 2024

cheefer challenge

A challenge for only the strongest of stoners. Gather 4-6 people and buy the cheapest cart you can find, and pick a movie. Pass the brand new cart around the group and take turns taking blinkers. The goal is to empty the cart before the movie ends or before the entire group enters a weed coma.

Guy 1: Hey dude, you want to do a cheefer challenge this weekend? You can pick the movie.

Guy 2: No way dude, I got absolutely obliterated last time.

by Zelefant July 23, 2024

Cheffy

Originating in one of the most revered kitchens of Australia, when a high performant Chef takes the largest of lines from the bag.

Also known as a huge line of Cocaine that often exceeds the diameter of the straw.

Wow, look at Johnny racking up that line. That’s a huge cheffy!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

cheffed

stabbed

bro got cheffed by remorse

by remorseo8 June 15, 2024

cheerfulsweettaco

cheerfulsweettaco, also known as cheer, is pretty cool. most well known for her insane obsession with pink, she’s also the pro of denying the autistic allegations and being a royale high OG.

cheerfulsweettaco? well, her edits are amazing!

by jesse 🦇 October 11, 2024

Cheffism

Cheffism (noun):
The unique flair, attitude, or skill someone presents when expressing their culinary skills.

“You need to flex your cheffism"

by soy_saucee November 17, 2025