Christmas 

one reason the unemployment rate is going up

Husband: how much money did u spend this year on the gifts for Christmas honey?
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.

Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!

(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)

Christmas by meth0d man December 25, 2010

christmas 

A replacement word for "Look at the hotshot, doing (something) like it's nobody's business."
The word "business" slowly evolved to be pronounced as "christmas", hence the usage.

See that guy jumping through a ring of fire on a snowboard while drinking a Dew? Christmas.

christmas by RoboSllim August 13, 2005

christmas 

The time of year that the shwag(lowest level of marijuana) is really really really good(in Texas), it has somthin to do with the weather...and thats what the true meaning of christmas is!!!

I just smoked a bowl of Christmas bud and now I'm stoned.

christmas by liz January 14, 2004

christmas 

A holiday that is molested by the jewelry companies. Commercials will state " if you love her, youll buy her this expensive ring that you cant afford. Go on! Buy the girl you just met 5 days ago a nine thousand dollar ring!" And then rough, pruny looking housewives with too much makeup on remark to their husbands that "Christmas is just around the corner" assuming that their husbands are gonna do shit for them on christmas except for get fucked up and shout at their parents. 17 year old kids also ask their parents "What santa is going to bring them this year" in a greedy attempt to obtain an expensive car that if they had a JOB they could have.

christmas is a fuckin stupid holiday. and so ARE CHRSTIANS! FUCK ALL OF YA!

christmas by da hood' November 13, 2004

Christmas 

It's where little brats get things they want then they throw it away and then cry about it

Some brat: Hey Its CHRISTMAS
Me: Ok Brat

Christmas by Corniercolt3343 September 26, 2018

Christmas 

The best fucking day of the year!!!!!!🌲❄❄🛍

I love Christmas!!!!!!

Christmas by The best princess November 11, 2018

Christmas 

A time when businesses get to overly market their products so then they could get people to buy as much shit as possible

Christmas is a time for marketing and buying

Christmas by Dubiks December 24, 2018