Cement Man

Someone imbued with a sense of greatness

That Matt, he's such a cement man.

by SoothKippy July 1, 2023

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Cement

No drugs just cement.

Man i love some cement in my building

by WhiteNiggatron November 3, 2019

cement poisoning

the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020

honorable cemention

A "runner-up" acknowledgement at a concrete-creation competition.

Da term "honorable cemention" could also refer to da town's putting up a molded-mortar statue in your honor.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

cement

i have a lot of scars from cement

i love cement

by spike spigil January 3, 2022