bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

cement

a mixture of stuff that is as hard as a rock.
i would reccomend not hitting your head on it. because that could hurt.

dont eat cement

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021

cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

by KTitties May 17, 2014

Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

boys dorm cement mixer

When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.

Call maintenance, we have another boys dorm cement mixer in stall 3.

by Boysdormstaff January 25, 2020

cementation

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.

What I did last night.

by Snuser July 2, 2005

Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023