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takeshi's castle

The Japanese Gameshow all the way from Japan, and that makes you think about the second to last letter of the alphabet. 100 Nimble nutters are lead by the man in the tan General Lee over a series of hard challenges (usually between 6 and 7). The Contestants that fail to complete these challenges set by Count Takeshi to defend his castle, are eliminate form the game. Those that survive are sent into a last charge against Count Takeshi's Emerald Guard in a n attempt to storm the castle. They drive dodgems with little paper targets on them (sometimes sensors) which they must protect. If the paper rings are pentrated by the highly accurate water cannons of the emerald guard (or a laser hits their sensor) they have failed. They must hit Count Takeshi's sensor to win. There have only ever been 7 winners! Great game show on challenge and trouble. In america it is called Extreme endurance challenge.
An example challenege is Knock Knock. There are simply four sets of four doors. Two doors of each are only paper, the others are made of wood. The contestant must run through all the doors without finding a wooden door and injuring themselves (which is rare)
by Robert Hover February 10, 2004
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poopy castle

You know when you take wet sand and you let it drip on top of a pile of sand.

It's a POOPY CASTLE.
Mom look!! I made an awesome poopy castle!
by zelittleteen June 20, 2016
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Bishops Castle

Bishops Castle, a very small ''town'' with a high concentration of loonytoons due to its isolated place in the space time continuum.

For genuine 1970's material/furniture/thought processes, a great place to visit.

Locals dont take kindly to strangers.....so dont stand still too long, or they may, in their drug addled, pot induced haze, lynch you
Bishops Castle is stuck in a timewarp.....set TARDIS to 1970 and see for yourself.

Beware single mums.....they're always on the lookout for new sperm donors!
by lovelylocalities June 21, 2011
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Clash the castle towers

For two males to hump each other face on, there by clashing penises
by Bigdardy November 29, 2012
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the princess is in another castle

1) Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
2) She ain't here.
3) You tried really hard, but you failed.
4) You just got pwned by either Princess Peach or Princess Daisy.
1) Guy: I thought she was mine, but it looks like the princess is in another castle.

2) Guy 1: Where is she?
Guy 2: The princess is in another castle.

3) Graduate student: I tried to get my doctrate approved, but the it looks like the princess is in another castle.

4) Princess Daisy: I'll just be flying under this plane over here.
Young Link: (Dies)
Princess Daisy: The princess is in another castle!
by TheWizardof207 March 7, 2004
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white castle hangover

The result of eating too many white Castle Slyders. For some, the effects hit them instantly, however the actual hangover is when you wake up the next morning with your stomach bubbling and your bowels ready to blow, wondering "what the hell did I eat last night?"
guy: Damn, I got the runs
guy 2:No, what you got is a white castle hangover
guy: How many did I eat last night?
guy 2: Shit 'dawg', you ate a whole crave case.
by Zabi August 29, 2005
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Weoley Castle One Bomb

A one punch instant knock out, specifically delivered from a male in Weoley Castle, Birmingham.
He gave him the old Weoley Castle one bomb. And that was the end of his night!
by BrummieSlag1 October 4, 2010
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