An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.
by D-Luxe July 23, 2008

'that's calm' is reference to the feeling you get when you take a chick cinema and they be like £48.75 for 2 popcorn and drinks.
by m0is.t October 4, 2017

by nobodyandeverybody November 9, 2009

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.
by bem123 May 23, 2009

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"
#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."
#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."
by Danzuki February 14, 2012

by hurkenator July 9, 2010

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007
