caffeine

a centeral nervous stimulant which is can be accessed easily in the most of conditions, and completely legal. like potato, both rich and poor consume it widely.

a cup of espresso approximately contains 70mg of caffeine.

by TexasianEngineer September 9, 2023

Caffiness

The feeling of elation that comes when one discovers, usually after an extended period of time, that there is more coffee left over to drink in one’s cup.

I found true caffiness today. I got back to my desk and found I still had some coffee left over.

by jaraket January 27, 2024

caffeinemania

So cracked out on caffeine you start going crazy

Bro about to experience caffeinemania

by The gym dr February 9, 2024

Caffeine

Dog shit

I have caffeine withdrawal right now

by samdomaxd June 16, 2024

Caffeine

Caffeine is a drug approved because of so many athletes using it, caffeine is a stimulant that block receptors telling you you’re tired, there’s caffeine in coffee and Coke Zero, lethal dosage of caffeine is 10g but 1g will likely make you feel like shit

Do you drink caffeine, yes I’m addicted too it

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.

"Bruh, do not even bump your gumbs before 9 am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."

by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025