Creep 'n' Poop

When you slowly slink into your room mate's room and defecate on his sleeping significant other and slink quietly out.

"My room mate, Olah, creep 'n' pooped on my girlfriend last night due to her rudeness, it smelled."

by Olah June 28, 2012

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

creep tip

on the prowl, trying to make a move without being noticed.

That sketchball cruisin' the 'hood on the creep tip is lerkin' cray cray.

by pencilneck112 January 5, 2009

Creep Shark

A creep shark is a person who sneaks behind an individual, or group of individuals, while they are having their picture taken, and has only their eyes and nose exposed over some region of their body visible to the photographer.The ideal creep shark is wearing sunglasses and a hat and is unnoticed by the group getting their picture taken while he/she peers over them. While in progress, the creep shark is said to be "creep sharking".

Oh my God, Stacy! There is some creep shark in the back of this picture we took last night!"

by Doc Hawk September 24, 2010

creep cat

When a man goes down on a women and he is damn creepy about it. He usually looks like a sad puppy dog and doesn't really know what to do or what you like. Creep cats can be spotted just by looking at them! Creep cats often have strange strangely beards, but are not limited to men with bad beards. The term "creep cat" comes from the fact that he is creepy and he is licking your pussy, aka cat.

It has not been confirmed as to whether women can be said creep cats.

Stacy said "Joe is not a creep cat!"
Rachel said "Well when you get him into bed, you can prove me wrong. But I can tell just by looking at him that that man is a creep cat."

by lilianfoster October 23, 2011

creep zone

What most people are in when they think they're in the friend zone.

Dude 1: mate, Kelly didn't let me kiss her, she just friend zoned me
Dude 2: you wish, she definitely dropped you in the creep zone

by krumbl November 25, 2013

creep-loop

Similar to the wikiloop. Creep-loop is associated with Facebook, and as you may have guessed, facebook creeping. This is when you see an interesting profile picture under someones friends list and you open several tabs or pages of people's profiles.

Jeremy is a true facebook creep because he got into a creep-loop that made his computer freeze up.

by darkness22 November 5, 2009