Cream Pirate

When a woman specifically asks the man not to cum inside her(aka creampie), and the man agrees not to, but does it anyway.

You know Jenny doesn't like it when guys cum inside her, but it's not like I care, I'm a total Cream Pirate.

by White Beard September 21, 2014

cream one's jeans

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

by Sanjeev Sharma July 1, 2006

cream dutch

When a girls vagina cums very creamy, you then dip an old Dutch potato chip in it and use it as chip dip as an alternative for other dips.

Carter: Oh shit Amanda, I picked up Dutch chips but forgot the dip.
Amanda: That's okay we can just cream Dutch it. It's way better macros anyway's.

by Cream Dutch October 28, 2015

Cream of Wheat

A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.

Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?

by s13_coupekilla September 29, 2010

Cream cheese pussy

When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.

Bro was that cream cheese pussy last night?

by Filadelfia July 25, 2019

cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.

Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.

by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006

Cream Slurry

The sour discharge that weeps from a woman’s flange consisting of man porridge after a prolonged bareback gangbang session combined with curdled yogurt and canesten from years of incubating a severe yeast infection

My mate likes nothing better than chamming cream slurry from a two bit hookers slot after she has been serviced by a shed load of tramps in a pissed soaked ally way. ( that is so wrong init. )

by scruffystuff September 22, 2011