Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.
Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.
by scruffystuff September 21, 2011
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Minge Pith

Fragments of soggy toilet roll that are usually found hidden amongst the sweaty folds of a woman’s clunge.
Last night I rubbed me knob around her beef curtains and when I looked down there was a soggy lump of minge pith stuck me bell end.
by scruffystuff December 14, 2012
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Stubble Turnip

the puss filled spots with new hair growth that can appear a few days after shaving
A few days after shaving her clunge she noticed she had a patch of stubble turnips just above her bacon rind.
by Scruffystuff September 20, 2011
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Cream Slurry

The sour discharge that weeps from a woman’s flange consisting of man porridge after a prolonged bareback gangbang session combined with curdled yogurt and canesten from years of incubating a severe yeast infection
My mate likes nothing better than chamming cream slurry from a two bit hookers slot after she has been serviced by a shed load of tramps in a pissed soaked ally way. ( that is so wrong init. )
by scruffystuff September 22, 2011
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