One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.
Also see comment murder
Also see comment murder
Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011
Get the Comment Murderermug. People who use the comments section of any social networking site to engage in discussion with others who have commented on a particular photo, status update or other newsworthy item which is totally unrelated to the original post and particularly annoying to everyone else that receives updates of all comments.
Mark: Hey all, did you see the sunset today? It was awesome! Check out this photo.
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!
by figmooh June 24, 2010
Get the Comment Jackermug. by retard 3 December 10, 2021
Get the Frank Commentmug. A comment left on one's myspace account either on their photo section or their comments section.
The most common comment left is "Thanks for the add!"
The most common comment left is "Thanks for the add!"
myspace comment: PLEEEASE LEAVE COMMENTS ON MY NEW PICS.
myspace comment: OMG serios? Ur new pics r so hawt.
myspace comment: OMG serios? Ur new pics r so hawt.
by circuspunk January 28, 2006
Get the myspace commentmug. A snide statement that is hidden behind what seems to be a polite one. It can be an inside joke, but can also have negative connotation.
Chris Brown: “I f--- with Frank Ocean! Reminds me of a young James Fauntleroy or Kevin Cossum”
Frank Ocean: “i f---s wit chris brown, reminds me of a young sisqo or ike turner.”
“i just dont like underhanded comments. thats all im saying.”
Frank Ocean: “i f---s wit chris brown, reminds me of a young sisqo or ike turner.”
“i just dont like underhanded comments. thats all im saying.”
by Follow @_PoKhaMani June 23, 2011
Get the underhanded commentmug. Adding a comment on a social media post (facebook, etc) about a controversial issue and turning off notifications so as not to get into a prolonged argument.
I disagree with your meme on gun control, immigration, taxes because........ I want to get into a nasty multi day long fight so I left these drive-by comments
by tantilis February 18, 2018
Get the drive-by commentsmug. Something that needs to be added to Urban Dictionary, so people can laugh or critique words/phrases on the Urban Dictionary.
Like if you think so, dislike if you want your name to be illegally changed to Gibbsaly the Bump.
Like if you think so, dislike if you want your name to be illegally changed to Gibbsaly the Bump.
by SuperiorSteve64 June 11, 2020
Get the Comment Sectionmug.