Duck Commander

When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.

by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014

Youtube Comment

Usually a good way to fall into depression or just Laugh. These are absolute proof people get "muscles" from being miles away from someone. The fact is it isn't even comments anymore. It's basically a chatroom for E-thugs, trolls, and kids who get their ass kicked in real life. This is made possible by the REPLY button. Ah yes, the reply button, we've seen it. The start to a raged flame war. What I don't get is if they're comments, why is there a reply? Another thing that proves Youtube engineers from Google were on weed when making YT is Comment Rating. The absolute way for a complete douche to show how "superior" they are to people is too give them a good ol' thumbs down. This soon becomes a pile up and other dumbwits join in on completly trashing it until the comment disappears. So this proves half the community plays Jesus on the comment boards. I personally made an account to piss of the 10-year old trolls and easily angered fanboys. lol try it, its crazy how fast they get pissed and spam your inbox with "FUCK YOU!!!!" messages and then they end it with pussy blocking you. Sorry if this was long but it speaks the truth.

Noob: OMG LADY GAGA IS HAWTTT!!!
Me: So you like men? lol (as a joke)
Noob(in message): Subject: SCREW OFF SOOPID GEH KID
Message: OMG NARD U SUCK IMA FIND U NOOBA! (NERD RANT follows....)
Youtube Comments are a WMD.^

by Awesomesauce123 February 19, 2010

Commander in Chimp

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.

The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!

by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004

highest rated comment

comments that have the highest number of thumb ups from youtube users. usually, these comments include saying something stupid/irrelevant about the number of 'dislikes' or justin bieber

most of the highest rated comments are also some of the most dumbest.

i'm fking tired of highest rated comments.

by wowspare September 16, 2010

Commental

Someone who makes a lot of comments with a non stop attitude to ever stop commenting on this first thing you commented.

"Man your so commental today, cut it out."

by Mrhockey February 18, 2009

Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

by ScriptedPython May 13, 2021

Commander in Cheese

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.

The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010