Traffic coning

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready

Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard

by mrpiffington7 November 19, 2015

caning

Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.

You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!

by Pursuit Of Destiny July 9, 2010

cunninglinguist

A guy or a gal who can literally talk the shorts off of any girl they want!

Joe must be a cunninglinguist. It never takes him long to talk a chic into bed!

by anonymous November 13, 2004

Coning

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."

by derpsalot August 30, 2010

jacob cunningham

This person is a small white male with usually a 2 inch penis.They also normally have anger issues and is a maximum height of 4.5 feet.

Your just like Jacob Cunningham you have a small penis with extreme anger issues.

by Jacob Cunningham February 17, 2017

gabriel cunningham

The sexiest video game character ever made.

"I wanna take him home with me and screw him all night long."

The name of the guy who's dick in in your cunt.

wiiTraumaTeamGabriel Cunningham

by JayTheGreat February 1, 2014

Snow coning

When you squeeze your sack and your balls squish out the top of your hand

Yo dude I just found out my sack hangs low enough for snow coning

by Bad GURL sabribri January 5, 2017