hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 10, 2015

clog your throat

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.

person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.

by p-low July 21, 2010

Thought Clogged

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.

"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."

by Linguistic Artisan January 02, 2015

Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.

Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.

by Brrrr September 30, 2022

me clogs are going round

Ya thinking of something in ya head

Ah mate give me a minute me clogs are going round

by Bennyboiiii October 07, 2020

Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.

Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.

by someunicornwizardcat August 08, 2024

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018