penis clapping

when two nude men stand facing one another and thrust their pelvises causing their penises to fly forward making contact and emitting a percussive sound.

Devendra Banhart was penis clapping with that drummer from his band.

by external vagina November 4, 2009

ass clapping

To give, or at least attempt to give, someone the clap up the butt.

I just tried ass clapping that girl last night. I wonder if it worked.

by Annie VonHiggleblossom August 2, 2008

cheek clapping

The act of clapping ones cheeks any day but Sunday

"Dude Lisa came over yesterday I got down to some serious cheek clapping "

"OMG thats Brandon I heard hes's a master cheek clapper"

"Yeah i hit it I was really clapping her cheeks"

by Pseudoclapper October 18, 2017

Genital clapping

The clapping of genitalia in a heterosexual relationship, is usually referred to the physical activity of sex. The male penis being inserted into the women's vagina, then thrusting. The action is metaphorized as a clap.

Boy1: "Hey bro, what's up"
Boy2: "Nothing much, just tired"
Boy1: "why?"
Boy2: "Me and my babe were genital clapping all night"

by king1481 March 14, 2014

proper clapping

Proper clapping is used in several ways involving movement of the butt cheeks. Wether this be sexual activity, running, jogging, walking, jumping, well basically any time of movement of the body can cause "proper clapping"

Mate, i took this bird home last night, she was "proper clapping"
Did you see them two girls jogging before, one was "proper clapping"

by Rafal Pietranies November 2, 2016

Happy Clapping

A rather disturbing trend in Britain today. It involves being happy slapped by someone who has the clap, and who has recently rubbed their fishy bits with their hand.

Pete: "Cor blimey Jimmy, why ave you got a face like a dogs arse?"

Jimmy: "I just got happy clapped by a transvestite, I'm still in shock"

Pete: "Jesus, this happy clapping is getting out of control"

by Roob40 May 30, 2008

Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

The air is dry

"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"

by hooyaahh January 16, 2022