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old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)
A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
by Guy June 18, 2006
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butcher

the ultimate female pimp. This is a woman who plays men like a deck of cards. She will love you and leave you and is proud to say so. She will not be knocked down with words like slut or whore usually by rigid people who don't understand the concept of women liking sex.... she is a butcher...and enjoys meat. Can also be used as a verb to butch meaning to get with a guy tonight
example 1 " what did you do last night?"

"i butchered some meat"

" oh holla girl you are the ultimate butcher"
by FrenchFrygirl October 31, 2009
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bitchen

When that bitch entered the kitchen the place got bitchen.
by Bigleatheryballs August 26, 2011
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Butchunkle

(adjecnoun)A group of sexually frustrated nuns that carry vibrators and WILL mount you, the old kind were fun fun fun, the new kind, well, often recite the bible during sex. Quite frankly that kinda shit doesnt turn me on .........
sally: maan id kill for a butchunkle rite now

sophie: yeah the old ones were good, probably all dead now,

george:and mite i add the new ones, dont do it for me all that bible stuff

hannah: it doesnt turn me on

sally: but wen those nuns are a cummin for ya, they mount real gooood

jesus: do you pervy guys know where the chippy is

hannah: are you jesus??

then a big fight occurs its great!! :)
by walking to school December 9, 2008
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The Kosher Butcher

The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"
John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"
by The Brown Goblin August 16, 2008
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Butcher

A boy who has destroyed a large number of girls while having sex with them
I heard about that guy, he's a right Butcher
by EverybodyLovesChicken May 25, 2011
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bitchen

this show is bitchen, rock & roll is bitchen
by wazza August 22, 2003
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