Bumper Buddies

Two idiots who drive side by side because neither wants to nut up an pass the other. Usually at least one of them is texting

Look at these two bumper buddies. They're backing up traffic for a mile!

by Tatstastic July 23, 2012

coke bumpers

Parliment Lights, due to the fact that one can take a bump (a fairly nice size) of coke from the filter.

Shit, I have no mirror, hand me one of those coke bumpers.

by B-Money-atpgfog7 July 2, 2006

Bumper Sticker

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...

by Whizzurd48 September 2, 2010

Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass

ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night

by madjunkie March 16, 2017

bumper fucking

Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you

Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends

by murph.02 July 21, 2017

Wiggly Bumper

Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.

James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!

Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!

James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!

Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?

James: Ask your boyfriend

Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.

Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?

Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!

Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!

by ogmudbonethugs December 19, 2013

Bumper Cupcake

Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper

Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.

by Main Shear November 6, 2019