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bumper rush 

similar to bum-rushing, a bumper-rush is when you spot someone in the middle of the street, and accelerate towards em in a car, to see how close you can get without actually hitting em with your bumper. bumper-rush.
uno: hey dude, look at that fatass crossing the street. shes got no business there, shes takin her fat fucking time.
dude: lets bumper rush her
uno: i dunno man, shes like a quarter of a mile away
dude: thats more than enough room man; lets teach that bitch how to run
bumper rush by fatassclicksgo June 21, 2009
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bumper crop 

The whole crop. The entire thing. Without a doubt everything in the bunch. All of it
That guy is an entire bumper crop of dick weed.
He harvested the bumper crop of girls at the club.
bumper crop by knowitallbutch July 20, 2009

bumper sticker 

when you leave a booger on a car's front or back bumper
Oh man. I left the biggest fucking bumper sticker on that Volvo.
bumper sticker by cuban luis April 7, 2008

bumper snatchin' 

chic rubs her snatch on your bumper
at the car show my truck was bumper snatchin'

bumper tap 

to have sex
dammnnn, i bumper tapped that girl last night
bumper tap by flksadjkads June 22, 2010

Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper
Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.
Bumper Job by TangyBurrito February 27, 2020

Bumper Broadcasting

Letting the entire city know what schools you've gone to, what team you root for, what radio station you listen to and who you voted for with bumper stickers.
"What's with the bumper broadcasting? Nobody cares what mountain you drove to the top of."