Bummerine

bumməˌrēn

Verb: The act of placing your buddy's nose betwixt your buttocks and riding it like a hobby horse after they have succumbed to excessive alcohol or recreational drug consumption.

Noun: Deterrent. "Moderate your consumption of alcohol or there's a possibility you will fall victim to a bummerine."

Exclamation: The expression of exaltation while performing said act.

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BUMMERINE

The remaining guests of the social gather knew it was time to vacate when the host performed a bummerine on his best friend.

by SquireStudman April 8, 2022

Bumberdilly

Grab your partners and face fuck the shit out of them

Yea bro, I gave my girl a real mean bumberdilly last night

by VaginalSmasher69 September 12, 2022

Stealth bummer

A man who has successfully concealed his sexuality to take advantage of his heterosexual friends.

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.

Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."

Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp December 18, 2007

dick bummer

When a girl gets her punta going up against a guy on the dancefloor

Hey check out Lily on the dancefloor, she's a total dick bummer

by Gwendolyn3 May 9, 2011

Boner Bummer

A sexually teasing moment on TV, movies, and real life that ends before it get enjoyable/good. Sexual disappointment

The movie had one hot scene, but it was a Boner Bummer

by Jonas hoss August 16, 2015

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

by JerryMinky February 14, 2023

Strummer the bummer

A below par bay operative who thinks he is the best.

Oh dear Strummer the bummer loaded the wrong lorry again

by Dw86 January 7, 2020