Brexit means Brexit!

Phrase used during the game Brexit football to indicate that a tackle which would normally be illegal under the rules of Association Football is either about to occur or in the process of occurring.

"Brexit means Brexit!"
"Aaaargh... Lad, you've broke me arm!"
"play on!"

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Doing the Brexit

Making others aware you're going to leave a party and ending up staying a lot longer than expected. The opposite of a french exit.

A: Did Taylor say goodbye to you as well? I swear he was still around 3 hours later.

B: Yeah. He was doing the brexit.

by J. Mentos March 29, 2019

Dirty Brexit

When you're fucking a European chick up the arse, pull out and she shits all over you and your sheets.

"How was your date with Monika, Dave?"

"It was going really well, right up until she did a Dirty Brexit on me..."

by Big Goth Bob March 27, 2017

full english brexit

The total and utter voiding of one's bowels typically occurring the morning after consuming a Full English Breakfast.

Tristan: I'll never understand why late 19th century colonialists short on toilet paper campaigning through the stifling Zululand summer heat would have though mixing bacon, eggs and baked beans could possibly have been a good idea.
Chris: Clearly they'd never experienced a Full English Brexit.
brexit full english breakfast

by Trizzle My Nizzle June 24, 2016

hard brexit

When a man pulls out after anal sex and his penis is quickly followed out by a big turd that has been lubricated by his ejaculate.

I was doing Debbie up the arse last night but when I pulled out she did a Hard Brexit all over my sheets!

by HoopeyPoops June 9, 2017

Pi Brexit

When math teachers in a school or state can’t see eye to eye on the degree of accuracy the number π should be given in a math question—for example, should the students be asked to take π to be 22/7 or 3.14?

In the aftermath of the “Pi Brexit” war, a red state in the US has recorded at least a dozen resignations from hardcore evangelical math teachers, who refuse to bulge unless the schools agree to use the biblical value of three for π.

by MathPlus October 16, 2021

pulling a brexit

to self sabotage, to inflict damage to your self for no good or apparent reason, to be worse of than before after performing an action

He had it all going for him and then just pulled a brexit.

That is as stupid as pulling a brexit

by Mr Bomastic November 29, 2018