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flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested
"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."
by Jake March 6, 2004
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drawing board

n. (figuratively) the design process, the stages of planning, or the beginning of a process
This idea really sucks - I think we need to go back to the drawing board.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
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Testicle Board

A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.
Yo man, pass me the testicle board, my boys are frying over here!
by Tom Craven February 18, 2005
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GameFAQs Message Boards

A message board on the internet that has been destroyed by ignorant people, who call other people ignorant trolls. They constantly tell people that they're ignorant if they state a minor opinion. Look at examples for troll vs. non-troll. The game boards are flooded with fanboys who think that their games are gods. The social boards are invaded with losers(and the other kind by same pronounciation, if you know what I mean) who have no good life and live on the social boards. The Regs and Vets are often the rulers of either a gaming board or a social board, because they aren't good enough for the higher social boards.
User1: I think that Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask was better than Ocarina of Time because the story was much more deeper, and that the dungeons were more challenging, although there were only 4 main dungeons. The sidequests did make up for the limited dungeons, too.

User2: You are an ignorant troll for posting this crap. You need to DIE because you think that MM is better than OoT. OoT is THE BEST ZELDA GAME with NO FLAWS. Limited sidequests in OoT is a bunch of BS. Go back to your troll cave, troll. *Mods u lolz*

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User1: hey i just played wind waker bc my friends said it was good. well, i didnt really like it that much bc the game was waay too short compared to the rest of the series. i hope that the next game will be better!

User2: There is NO such thing as a short Zelda game. You're a blind troll just bashing tWW because you think its graphics were kiddy. Admit it, you KNOW it's true that you think the graphics were kiddy! C'mon! ADMIT IT!

User1: no i actually liked the graphi--
andor3: STFU you troll.
by Lance9384 June 26, 2005
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Board Breaker

1) A 2 night party in Binnacle

Aka 3B
Wanna hit up 3B tonight? or tomorrow?

Heck yes!
by supremecourtier March 9, 2005
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message board junkie

A no-life loser who spends all his waking hours on an internet message board.

He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there.

He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll.
He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board.
"Man, that idiot lives on this board...he's a message board junkie."
by killerjoe27 April 27, 2010
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