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blow job security 

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.
She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.
blow job security by Belkster March 14, 2016

blow job control knob 

Look, he has a blow job control knob

blow job from hell 

A Toribash move where the aggressor shoves his head into their opponent's crotch. At this point they can do one of two things:
1: Ram their head into their opponent some more
2: Slam their opponent against the ground

Both of these movements cause major dismemberment
Holy crap! You just got a blow job from hell!
blow job from hell by Quanto March 15, 2007

Blow job queen 

1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!

Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
Blow job queen by Ampresandman December 27, 2011

blow job shot 

The guy unzips his fly and the full shot glass is placed in the opening. You then have to take the shot without using your hands.
Jennifer was hazed last week. She had to take 6 blow job shots out of Stephen's crotch in 15 minutes!
blow job shot by symptomfinger November 19, 2007

Blow Job Water 

When deep throating a chick; it is the mixture of semen and her saliva that drips down her chin.
Dude the other day I was getting a blow job and this chick got blow job water all over the place!