bloomfield

Bloomfield:the act of blowing a load with furious force into a girl's bush and then scraping the load, such as tilling a field, with your teeth out of her bush.

I gave Jim and Joe's Mom a Bloomfield

by K.T. Mirasola March 24, 2007

Bloomie's

shortening of Bloomingdale's department store

I just tried on an $800 coat at Bloomie's and put it right back on the rack because I'm not crazy!

by Jane100000 October 16, 2005

Bloomin' Onion

While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.

Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.

by Steviepq October 9, 2007

Bloomin Blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.

Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"

Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"

Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"

Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"

by themanswh March 4, 2010

Max Bloom

A sensitive prick who gets annoyed when you poke him.

Has been dumped by every girl that ever went on transexual camp

by the three gangsters July 10, 2004

Bloopies

farts in the bathtub!!!1!

"Dude, i just took the best bath, so many bubbles from all the bloopies!"

by Poopboobs69 July 7, 2009

bloodport

A Final Fantasy XI term used to describe returning to one's Home Point by suicide. Also, see ghetto warp.

It's better to bloodport with a level 1 job to save experience loss.

by Onyxmar July 16, 2004