Just a casual swearword of the same nature as bloody, not too strong, but gets the point across with some level of emphasis.
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by Floortigan October 14, 2018
Word that causes parents to suffer apoplexy when their toddlers learn it from their grandfathers and they subsequently look up the definition in Urban Dictionary
Not to be confused with a regional pronunciation of βbloomingβ as made popular by Raymond Briggsβ Father Christmas, which is a harmless colloquial ejaculation of frustration.
Not to be confused with a regional pronunciation of βbloomingβ as made popular by Raymond Briggsβ Father Christmas, which is a harmless colloquial ejaculation of frustration.
My child said βbloominβ and Iβm worried everyone will think heβs referencing a fictional use of the word which involves a ludicrously specific sex act never performed in the history of human sexual intercourse
by Vr1307 October 12, 2018
A hainous sexual performance in which a man engages in intercourse with 5 women. The man first performs cunnilingus on the first woman, the second and third women are getting probed with two to three fingers in their vaginas. The forth woman is riding the manβs penis in either the cowgirl or the (optional) reserve cowgirl position. The fifth woman is loudly humming on the mans testicles making sure that this sexual act is well and truely heard if there are any people in proximity to this act.
βI had an epic bloomin last night with the birds from work.β
You deserved it you legend, but bloody hell that humming was loud!β
βI was at the rippers last night and copped a mad bloomin with all the strippers!
Oh yeah, how loud was the hum?
Fucken loud mate!β
You deserved it you legend, but bloody hell that humming was loud!β
βI was at the rippers last night and copped a mad bloomin with all the strippers!
Oh yeah, how loud was the hum?
Fucken loud mate!β
by Lachlan and Swanny August 24, 2017
by a456332 December 22, 2018
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
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- 18. ain't got
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- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
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