blogola

Posts by bloggers, who have received cash, gifts or other incentives from companies they write about.

That popular blogger writes nothing but blogola!

by metallicorb August 16, 2009

blogosopher

Someone who has no business being a philosopher but has a blog devoted to such ramblings. Unable to communicate their garbled messages, they preach from a cyber pulpit to a crowd of laughing readers. They spend far too much time crafting their precious internet persona, which happens to be a total farce.

Anonymous blogosopher: "There is a beautiful Buddhist saying that God and Buddhism are like a finger pointing to the Moon, The problem lies with too many people mistaking the finger for the Moon and suck on the finger... Buddha cut the finger off."

by non-judger February 2, 2010

blogologic

n. the line of reasoning that unfolds in comments after a blog entry that inevitably leads readers to think about a subject that is different than to original topic in the blog entry.

adj. blogological, inevitably leading to a different topic.

By the time I read the twentieth comment online, I succumb to the blogologic of it all and was no longer thinking about the five best vacation spots in Texas but about five reasons for reelecting a president who was born in Hawaii.

by medlib July 13, 2012

bongohongolokoogers

(bongo-hong-olo-koogers) {noun} a woman's breasts/boob. usually very very large.

'nah her bonghongolokoogers are too big to pull the gender swap again'
'dude did you see that girl's bongohongolokoogers'

by therealsiyanda January 5, 2020

Bongo ass

When you slap you’re girls ass really hard/hitting it from behind and it sounds like you’re playing the bongos

I was going bongo ass on my girl last night

by Roseballs June 17, 2021

bongoclit

A man with such a small weiner his future gay husband believed he was a women the entire time, he can not attain even the smallest amount of pussy and loves chugging semen on a daily basis, thus justifying the reason to which he couldn’t pass NNN for even half of a day. Andres eduardo Welch can not be within a 2 mile radius of a preschool because he showed his inverted weiner to a 7 year old in a public park bathroom, feeling no parental love he beats his Johnson a bit to much and can no longer produce anymore semen.

Man did you see andres he’s a bongoclit

by IFearGod December 3, 2022

Blonger

Someone who does not like very many races.

Wow, that man is such a blonger! He doesn’t like all the races!

He’s such a blonger right?
YOU STUPID BLONGER! >:(

by sir nicky March 31, 2023