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blogosopher 

Someone who has no business being a philosopher but has a blog devoted to such ramblings. Unable to communicate their garbled messages, they preach from a cyber pulpit to a crowd of laughing readers. They spend far too much time crafting their precious internet persona, which happens to be a total farce.
Anonymous blogosopher: "There is a beautiful Buddhist saying that God and Buddhism are like a finger pointing to the Moon, The problem lies with too many people mistaking the finger for the Moon and suck on the finger... Buddha cut the finger off."
blogosopher by non-judger February 2, 2010
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blagosphere 

Derived from blogosphere. Refers to the virtual space across the internet populated by the ceaselessly chattering masses.
Only on the blagosphere could you find someone with a hundred angry, irrational comments on a Livejournal post about jam-spreading techniques.
blagosphere by freelancelove October 24, 2007

Blongosphere 

(n.) Another term used to describe the internet(s).
I Can't believe my connection to the blongosphere died the night before the report.
Blongosphere by Tanker CMXL November 12, 2006

blogosphere 

A buzzword created to represent the overall bloging bloggity blog blog community. Often used by those who want to convince themselves that they are some sort of "internet professional", but instead come off as sounding completely ridiculous.
I cant believe there are people who still use the word blogosphere in sentences that are intended to sound intelligent.
blogosphere by ZipZopZoobityBop September 27, 2006

blogosphere 

Imagine a million lunatics wandering the streets mumbling to themselves. Write it all down and put it on the web. Congratulations, you've just created the blogosphere.
I wonder what the blogosphere has to say about the latest political scandal.
blogosphere by Colin.LA April 17, 2006

blogosphere 

A tragedy.

..........
The "blogosphere" is the new buzz word that has replaced "information super highway." It's what idiots like to call a collection of "blogs," otherwise known as a tragedy.
blogosphere by DigDUgSmug August 15, 2005

blogosphere 

The blogsphere gained considerable attention during the last Presidential Campaign
blogosphere by Alex Munos February 23, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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